WE MIGHT GO TO CHICAGO ON VACATION WHICH MEANS DEEP DISH PIZZA AND BOARDWALK SHOPPING YES

Just prepare yourselves for my incredible anger once the fifty shades movie comes out. The fuckery of a trailer is premiering tomorrow AND LORD ONLY KNOWS THE SHIT THAT IT CONTAINS

tastefullyoffensive:

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Omg stoplight parties are the best. Yellow can also mean “open relationship” for all you polyamorous people

It frustrates me when I see people posting pictures with a ‘weheartit’ source. I’ve been in the graphics community for y e a r s and they haven’t been a reputable place for source material since the dawn of the internet, basically. There’s just no way of knowing where the images actually came from. Subsequently, there is no way to credit the actual artist or photographer.

Weheartit should be stopped.

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

In the interest of full disclosure this is actually my favorite pickup line ever because I used to (still am tbh) be obsessed with dragons.

Men are not ‘hot’ when they are feminist allies. Men are decent human beings when they are feminist allies. Do not praise them for having common sense.

Just a reminder that it is a medical fact there is no safe/risk-free way to asphyxiate someone, even temporarily as in a sexual situation.

http://m.thefrisky.com/entry/view/id/27363

http://www.goldengatexpress.org/2012/04/09/erotic-asphyxiation/

Etc.

My brother told me he’s here for his immunization record update and I was like, you’re probably gonna need shots and he was like no I’m not and it turns out he needs like 6 of them 😂

It is really weird to be an adult sometimes

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